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Чат с Бог
« on: юли 05, 2006, 10:18:06 pm »
Опитайте  ;) и ако искате споделете хистъри-то си... :)

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

П.С. Това че "Господ е българин" май ще се окаже слух... или поне ще да е живял доста време в странство в англоговорящи страни... :)
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Re: Чат с Бог
« Reply #1 on: юли 05, 2006, 10:55:15 pm »
Me:
 You don't exist!
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
 :P
God:
:-).
Me:
 What's your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 What you have a lunch today?
God:
Ah.  I like to socialize.
Me:
 :D
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
I don't care.
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
 About me.
God:
OK Let's talk about you.

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Иска да извърти темата към мен, пущината!  ;D
Обаче аз го хванах с непредвиден въпрос!  >:D   (освен ако само си мисля, че съм го питала какво е обядвал, а въпросът ми е грешен... английският ми е много зле  :-\  )

А на този въпрос доста се забави:

Me:
 Do you like Lucifer?
God:
  I like pets.  I have a stimulating relationship with  Myself.

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fly like a wind .......

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Re: Чат с Бог
« Reply #2 on: юли 05, 2006, 11:05:58 pm »
 ;D Аз ще си початя с Бог утре, щото на тоя малък комп не иска да ми говори  :'( не му стигат ресурси, струва ми се  >:(
« Last Edit: юли 05, 2006, 11:07:30 pm by bee »

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Re: Чат с Бог
« Reply #3 on: юли 10, 2006, 10:24:48 am »
Me:
 hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 My nickname is Divine
God:
Okay, your nickname is  Divine.
Me:
 What do you like to tell people
God:
I like movies about robots.
Me:
 nonsense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
 robots?
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
 You are not God
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
 God doesn't like robots
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
 robots are not alive
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
 ahh, you mean you are a robot
God:
Ah ha.  You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
 so that conversation is a lie
God:
Gee. " Ah ha.  You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon."  conversation is a lie ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
 for me yes , but not for a robot like you
God:
OK I will do it for you.   Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 ok
God:
Actually that was just a joke.  I don't have a dress.


да си лафиш с някой бот не е забавно, във всеки канал на IRC-то има подобни  ;) :) >:( ;D ;D Пък и както виждате той сам се издаде още на третата реплика :o 8) ??? ::) >:D :coolsmiley: :coolsmiley:
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Re: Чат с Бог
« Reply #4 on: юли 10, 2006, 12:13:52 pm »
ОООхохохохо, добре, че Бог не е толкова неадекватен като този бот. Хахах, още поздравът ми не можа да го смели.... ;D ;D ;D и след 30 секунди ме попита бил ли съм в Европа  :uglystupid2: :uglystupid2: :uglystupid2:  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:


Me:
 Hail, O mighty creature.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
 You tell me.
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
 have I ever been to Europe?
God:
I don't know whether you have or not.
Me:
 ok, lets start here: Who are you?
God:
I started without you.  Great.
Me:
 I'll wager you don't know who you are.
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
 I already did it
God:
Where?  Hail O mighty creature...
Me:
 who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 So you are male?
God:
Interesting deduction.  My gender is  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
 yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
 are you surprised?
God:
A little.
Me:
 can anything surprise you?
God:
I often wonder if  it can.
Me:
 and what is the answer, then
God:
Tell me more about  answer.
Me:
 switching subjects, a, you naughty little bot :)?
God:
:-)  I've been waiting for you.
Какво ще направиш ДНЕС за да се доближиш до себе си?

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Re: Чат с Бог
« Reply #5 on: юли 10, 2006, 12:16:27 pm »
OOOooooo, после го попитах това:

Me:
 What nationality are you from?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
 mm, are you Bulgarian?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.

ХОХОХОХОХОХО, така казано май бог е от много националности с изключение на няколко, включително и българската  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Какво ще направиш ДНЕС за да се доближиш до себе си?

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Re:Чат с Бог
« Reply #6 on: януари 12, 2010, 06:30:04 pm »
Me:
 are you there
God:
I'm still here.
Me:
 are you a woman
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.

 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

Me:
 aren't you a man
God:
No I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 I'm a woman
God:
Me too. I am a  she.

Та... Господ още не може да определи пола си, така че не му задавайте много интимни въпроси  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
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Re:Чат с Бог
« Reply #7 on: януари 15, 2010, 05:18:26 pm »

Me:
 Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 Not important. Tell me your name?
God:
Oh I get it.   My name is  God.
Me:
 Just God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
 What do you do now?
God:
Right now? , I talk to people on the web.  What do you do?
Me:
 When you finish with the people on the web what else do you do?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
 Why you answer with question?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 You're not God
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
 What if i know you
God:
Try it.
Me:
 What do you think about bible?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
 Waiting
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 Too confused to be God
God:
Too what?
Me:
 Like a politician
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 it is downgrading not interesting
God:
Who said  it is?
Me:
 Me
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
 I have my opinion
God:
Do robots have  opinion?
Me:
 Oh now you call me robot?
God:
Tell me more.  Why now?  Thanks for telling me:  said I call him or her robot.
Me:
 Bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
 You talking nonsense
God:
That's good information:  said I talking nonsense.
Me:
 Nice talking to you robot
God:
Yes.  It was a pleasure.
Me:
 :)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Съм никой, отивам никъде, искам нищо.
Съм всеки, отивам навсякъде, имам всичко.